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I’m Spazz.
-=Or Spin, if you actually know what it’s short for=-

I was born and raised in Southern California.
-=And I’m still here=-

I am a chick, obviously.
-=I won’t show. I won’t flash. I won’t fucking stand up for you so you can be a perv.

My room isn’t a porn movie. If that’s what you’re here for, there are 5 million fucking porn sites out there. Go beat off to one of those sluts instead.

My body is MINE. It’s not perfect, but you’re still not NEARLY good enough to have the privilege of seeing it=-

I love music.
-=But it’s not my life=-

I rarely have mood swings. I’m usually very stable…..Sorta.
-=But when they happen, watch out. PSYCHO.HORMONAL.EMO.BITCH ALERT!=-

I earned my name.
-=You’ll see why if you stick around long enough.=-

I’m basically a dude, for all intents and purposes, except for the whole ‘tits and pussy’ thing. But who really goes by that, nowadays?
-=I swear, often, and I’m usually too lazy to have manners. Don’t let my dude-ness scare you away=-

I HATE girls.
-=The bitchy manipulation gets to me=-

I’m not too big on guys, either.
-=Most of you are assholes... and the cute ones are usually gay. What am I supposed to do with that?=-

I’m straight. Sorry.
-=But I’m not a homophobe. So don’t let that scare you away, either.=-

I have a HUGE ego.
-=I know it’s hard, but please try and resist the urge to boost it. It’s really not needed=-

I'm not here looking for a date.
-=This isn't fucking eHarmony, bitches. If you ask me if I'm single, or what you have to do to get with me, you'll most likely get this response: "I'm a guy." ...I'll MAKE you believe me. Don't lie, you're curious =P =-

I do weird shit in my Live.
-=I doodle with Cam Twist more than is healthy. I fall out of my chair often. When I get up, I usually forget my door is closed, or that there’s a wall in my path. I snort when I laugh. It’s awesome.

O_O ….Don’t judge me=-

My top three are basically the only girls I’ll EVER tolerate for extended periods of time. I love them, even when they’re being stupid. Besides them, my Featured Friends will likely change all the time.

I host Live Hookah Parties from Twiz’s garage pretty much every week. Feel free to join us.

We “Woo” in my Live.

Make a sign and I’ll put you here with the other fools who have the spare time to make one ^_^

…Woo…>.>

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The Rules [o.O] :

1. RESPECT ME, FIRST OF ALL.

--It is my Live. It is me you will be talking to, most likely.

2. RESPECT THE MODS. THEY ARE MY FRIENDS.

--Don’t come in and start harassing them. I won’t step in when they start to tear you apart. They’re good at it, and it amuses me. ^_^
--Those that I don’t know in real life are chill as fuck. They’ve proven it. They’ve earned the title.

3. DON’T COME IN AND JUST FUCKING SIT THERE.

--TALK, or GTFO.

4. HERE’S HOW I DEAL WITH THE WHOLE “PERV” PROBLEM:

--If you come in and ask me to show/stand up/make the room private, in the PUBLIC CHAT, I’ll let my Mods have fun with you and then you’ll be kicked.
--If you come in and PM me right away, asking me to show/stand up/make the room private, I will kick you personally immediately. I might decide to fuck with you, first, so be on the lookout for that.
--If you come in and show your shit on cam [tits, dick, etc.] I will command whoever is in my room at the time to point and laugh at you. After we’re done being amused by your lack of the right to brag, you’ll be banned.

^^That’s how that shit goes^^

5. DON’T COME IN AND START SPEWING HATE AND PREJUDICE.

--I cannot stand Racism, Sexism and Homophobia. I will kick you myself without giving you a chance to defend yourself. This is the quickest way to get me angry.

6. DO NOT ASK ME TO MOD YOU OR UNMOD SOMEONE ELSE.

--That’s my fucking decision to make.

7. DON’T AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I FUCKING SAY. IT GETS ANNOYING. GIVE ME A CHALLENGE, PLEASE.

Uh…..[[scrolls up]]..Wow. If you read all that, you’re awesome.

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