Something You Should Know About Me
_vanillaface: I had a dream that giant lizards were attacking where i lived yesterday
_vanillaface: and they got me and turned me into a lizard
_vanillaface: but really it was just a lizard hat.
astr0nut: LOLLL
astr0nut: omg i had an apocalypta dream toooo
_vanillaface: so I was running around warning people and they would look at me like i was a monster
astr0nut: lol lizard hat
astr0nut: hahahah
_vanillaface: and i would be like no no! its jus a hat!
_vanillaface: And would take it off
_vanillaface: but then as soon as i left to warn other people I would put it back on
_vanillaface: then after like 3 of those houses I went to a girls house i dated in HS
_vanillaface: and she didnt have any walls
astr0nut: hahaha
astr0nut: 2 POOR 4 WALLS
_vanillaface: so i went in and warned her
_vanillaface: she has big boobs man
_vanillaface: and then her and I ran to go help fight the lizards
_vanillaface: but they were gone
_vanillaface: and it was just the super friends and the bad guys
astr0nut: lolll
_vanillaface: and I fought Jim Carry with a sword
astr0nut: o lort
_vanillaface: because he was the riddler
astr0nut: WHY WOULD YOU EVER FIGHT HIM
astr0nut: oh
astr0nut: lol fair nuf
_vanillaface: and i kept chopping him
_vanillaface: and he was just laughing at me!
_vanillaface: he was like you have to chop me in half withing 3 minutes!
_vanillaface: or ill kill you!
_vanillaface: then I Woke up
View All
Groups (3)
View All | Add Comment
Comments (0)

