abr177

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Hi!Looking to meet new female friends... Must have a great sense of humor. Is not currently in jail, on probation, has a court date pending, and doesn't want to hit, pee on, or tie me up while having sex :-)

I'm not good at talking myself up, but here goes. I've got a lot to offer. Email me now to learn more about all I have to offer. What's my best attribute? I got brains. I got a big ole brain. I got big dinosaur brains. Oh you say, dinosaurs had brains the size of a pea. Yea, I know, but I got a whole can of peas, a whole case of peas, a whole warehouse of peas in my head. It's like, Knock Knock. Who's there? Peas.

What qualities do I like in a woman? Boobies. I like all boobies. Small, medium, large, and itty-bitty. It's like, Knock Knock. Who's there? Boobies.

What do I like to do? Sex. I'm good at that, you'll like it. I'll keep you in the bedroom so long they'll put your face on back of a milk carton. They'll be looking for you but won't find us. It's like you're gone like a ghost. Like a sex ghost that only comes out on Halloween or Valentine's Day. Be like Knock Knock. Who's there? Trick or Treat. Sex. Thanks for reading. Now let's chat... ;-)

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