I'm not a human being. Thats all you need to know.
I am Here for:
Someone told me there was free beer.
Hobbies:
Bass playing. Aikido. Harmless flirting on Stickam. Random dialing long distance numbers collect to see if anyone will accept the charges. Faking heart attacks to get out of paying restaurant bills. Slapping people in crowds and pointing at other people to blame.