I get irritated at people who are judgmental toward others based on meaningless things like their job or how many people they've slept with. Aren't you supposed to like people based on whether they have a good heart and how they treat you? Not sure? I do. If you're nice to me I don't really give a shit about anything else. You can be a doctor, a hooker, a chef, a porn star, a charity worker, a stripper or a fucking nun. As long as you're nice to me then hey, you're my friend. Just remember to tell me cool stories about shit that happened at work. "Sam, this guy had a crooked penis and he totally shot sideways today. It was so funny...." I'm all about it.