adrianbash

RULES:
a) Do NOT ask me to show my private bits. I only do that for kenzie and those I can't extort.
b) Do NOT be mean to people within my live. That is my job.
c) I don't want to see your tits! If that reverse psychology doesn't work, I don't know what will.
d) For all practical purposes, I will assume everyone using the Internet is 18. If you tell me you're anything less, I will assume you made a spelling mistake and promptly tell you to fix it. I don't want to go to jail again. Not fun.
Break Rule A, and you will be BANNED for your IP's eternity. Unless if you're hot.
Break Rule B, and you will be slapped. Especially if you're hot. I enjoy that tremendously.
Break Rule C, and you will be thrust upon the limelight with great aplomb and furious tenacity.
- Consequences are negotiable.
- If I find out that you somehow managed to do a simple Google search and recorded me showing my other leg with your camcorder, I shall report myself to the police in an instant, as that is excruciatingly illegal for me and others to do on the Internet.

Follow these simple rules, and I'll be more than sure to defy all of yours and exert my ardent discourtesy upon you with inimitable force.

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