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After improper use of synthetic contraception, I was involuntarily conceived by a random act of careless fornication, where I would soon be discharged from a vaginal cavity after marinating in placental excrement for the better half of eight months. My wayward journey into this world resulted in a childhood fostered within an awkward realm of society and the consequential ostracism from the rest of the world, wherein 23 years later I am to be found slouching over my keyboard typing up a resume in my lonely little corner of cyberspace for a fringe minority of the internet society that we call stickam.