Dear Fucker~You are my fuckin' friend~And I hope that U know thats fuckin true~No matter what the fuck happens~I will stand the fuck by you~I will fuckin be there for U~Whenever the fuck you need me~To lend a fuckin hand~To do a fuckin good deed~So fuckin count on me~Whenever the fuck you need me~Fuck, I will always be there~Even to the bitter fuckin end~Send this promise to all your fuckin friends and watch who sends it back ~and if they don't send it back~FUCK THEM~ love u fucker!