Rob - Stickam

General Information

Status:

Single

Orientation:

Straight

Ethnicity:

Caucasian

Religion:

Agnostic

Education:

Some College

Occupation:

Musician

Hometown:

Wichita

Language:

English

Personal Tags:

316, agnostic, american, asshole, band, carnivore, dick, dinosaur, drugfree, dude, fun, glassjaw, godfree, guitar, ict, indie, kansas, kill, loud, macho, man, metal, music, musician, myspace, nerd, nerdy, nutzindabutt, randy, raptor, raptorkill, rob, sausage, scene, show, shows, straight, talk, touring, white, wichita, xxx

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About Me

Just listen to a Wu-Tang record.

Basically, I just want to play guitar and meet a sweet ladythang that'll make me want to jump on a bed and sing Van Halen songs. Are you her? Talk! We'll see!

I'm a carefree musician that just wants to meet people, have a good time, and hang out.

I am independent. I don't rely on anything to modify my behavior in any way. I don't have good days or bad days. I fucking live. You should do the same.

I am Here for:

n00dz!!!

I get bored easily. You get boring easily. At least meet me halfway on this... HA!
;)

Hobbies:

Playing guitar, hanging out, geeking up on stuff, living.

Favorite Movies:

Chick flicks, zombie movies, and porn.

Favorite TV Shows:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy

Favorite Music:

Glassjaw, The Great Redneck Hope, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Converge

Favorite Books:

The one we'll write together.

I Love:

Guitar, music, having fun.
Burritos, pizza, and anything "meat n' potatoes."
Girls, girls, girls.

I Hate:

People that can't/don't keep their word.
People that are ok with how fucking dumb they are.

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My Photos ( 6 )

shredshit

being the shit.

This is what I do

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My Audio ( 3 )

Two Tabs of Mescaline

Pink Roses

Tip your bartender

Live Chat Description

Message

I'm Rob. Add me or eat a dick. I'll do cool shit... If you get my drift...

My Myspace.
My band's Myspace.

Talk to me.

YES, I HAVE A CAM AND I'LL GET ON IT IF YOU SWEET TALK ME INTO IT.
I just get on when there's someone in my live to talk to because I hate listening to the 6200 RPM fan in my computer run for nothing.

I'm not going to lie, I think this thing is pretty pretentious. So I'll pretend that you're not 14 behind all that make up and hair extensions. It's ok, your mom probably fucked bands in her heyday, too. Don't let her uptight Christian facade fool you, the promises enumerated on your profile and your scripted answers in response to frequently asked questions are just a cover up for public relations purposes. But it's ok. You've met the guy you're going to be with for the rest of your life during your adolescent attempt at fame. You met him on the internet; you've known him for a month; and he leaves you more picture comments than anyone else in your 20k friends list. A short time later, you'll think you're pregnant with his child after giving him a handjob through his pants in a theatre whilst seeing a PG-13 Johnny Depp movie in a feeble pursuit to solidify "forever" and the shared "commitment." He will leave you. You'll become a washed up alcoholic hag of a Stick'em Entertainer because he broke your heart. You'll casually throw the word "scars" around from thereon after until someone like me calls you on it and you are driven to the point of "posting proof." Carve your friend ID into your skin, you fuck. I hear it gets easier after 6 digits... Kind of like a hot knife through butter. I guess you've proved me wrong. You're not all talk. Congratulations. Now tits or GTFO, for the love of Christ.

Other notable fallacies:
Hello Kitty
Jefree Star
MatthewLush
Tila Tequila
Kat Von D
Chris Crocker
Job for a Cowboy
Your life (a fallacious statement within itself)

Have a good day. Eat aids.

As you may have guessed, I might be kidding.

Trolling isn't recommended.
Try me sometime...

Twiggy is m'niggy.

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Comments ( 109 )

ellieba...

Sunday, September 14, 2008 8:14:33 PM GMT
lmao its ok, howa you? snd i just read your message on your profile and it made me laugh so much....XD xxx

tamara_

Sunday, September 14, 2008 10:01:34 AM GMT
Hey, Im Tamara. How you doing? xo

.Hollie...

Friday, September 12, 2008 7:06:04 PM GMT
no clue. couldn't tell ya hahahah. but its amazing. i have my own office and everything. not a cubicle. an office. with a door. and its my own hahaha

.Hollie...

Friday, September 12, 2008 6:40:49 PM GMT
i work for one of their promotional companies as their executive accountant haha

.Hollie...

Friday, September 12, 2008 6:26:46 PM GMT
I have been fucking fantastic. Got a new house and shit. its huge. and my cat is still fat. haha. and hannah is doing good. shes workin at the kwik shop now. and i now work at absorbent ink, on of interscope records promotional printing companies. im the executive accountant. AND i got a new car :D and im stoked hahaha

.Hollie...

Friday, September 12, 2008 6:10:32 PM GMT
rob. how the hell have you been

Ashleyy:]

Saturday, September 6, 2008 3:43:22 PM GMT
i hate you for no significant reason at all. hslkdhlkasdhf >:D

COURTNEY

Thursday, July 17, 2008 6:54:10 PM GMT
I don'tknow how to make burritos

caroleena

Sunday, July 6, 2008 12:55:30 AM GMT
oh its fine dont worry =)..take care

ashia_bee

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 1:39:14 PM GMT
Lol, pretty much the same as well. Theres never that much to do around here.. plus i had surgery on my feet back in may so im limited on things.

ashia_bee

Friday, June 20, 2008 2:49:46 PM GMT
Lol, so whats been new with you?

ashia_bee

Tuesday, June 17, 2008 2:29:46 PM GMT
Lmao wooowwwww. What a way to spend the day,lol

ashia_bee

Sunday, June 15, 2008 8:39:31 PM GMT
Lol, well then there you go! Haha, what do u do all night O.o?

ashia_bee

Sunday, June 15, 2008 5:02:55 PM GMT
lol, lazzy lazzy! How can you stay in bed that long goodneesss! lol, its ok tho!

Laura B...

Saturday, June 14, 2008 12:04:28 AM GMT
Nothing at all
Just eating and thinking about getting ready to go out :]]
and yourself? :]]

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