Ali
Something You Should Know About Me
I just fell off the fucking moon dude. On my way down the great bear bit my leg. I tipped the scale of libra. Took a quick dip in the big ass dipper. Fuck man, am I in Africa? There are too many trees around you, I think they want to get you. You better run! Oh? How I got up to the moon? well I got six ways.1.) The wind current rose me up. 2.) I smoked a fatass blunt in a bubble and the smoke rose me up. 3.) The earths gravitational pull flung me up there. 4.) I grew wings for about 3 days and flew there lightning speed. 5.) I was already born there, so i'm a martian. And 6.) Took the long escalator thats in the airport. Now tie my shoe cause i cant see how mant laces there are.
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