If you ask me to put a shoe on my head i'll get furious.

I understand its very funny to you after the 10,000th time but it was only funny to me 2 times; I counted.

A Little Bit About Me I don't own a bicycle. A friend of mine met Richard Dreyfuss once. I own about a dozen Richard Pryor comedy albums on vinyl. I own a lot of other vinyl records too.

My LPs are sorted alphabetically left-to-right by artist, then chronologically by release. 12" singles are seperate, but organized similarly. 7" singles are sorted back-to-front in the order I last listened to them. CDs and tapes go on the shelf in no particular order.

I prefer red toothpastes of any brand. I work on the 68th floor and can't help but look down and imagine accidentally falling and how terrifying that would be. When I eat my lunch and look outside I cant help but play this scenario on loop in my mind. I think it will go away after awhile.

I told my co-worker Aaron that our building has the highest helicopter-pad in the entire US. The next day he came in with a brochure titled "BUILD A HELICOPTER AT HOME!". He said he ordered it from the back of a magazine. So far we have two seats and crudely crafted steering device. If anyone has a AS355 Twinstar engine we're prepared to pay up to $200 cash.