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once upon a time there was a princess named niki. one day, she wanted a slushie, so she hopped on her horse molly and rode into the sunrise.
but then when she got to the ocean,
she had to turn left
and go north, up the coast.
as she went up the coast, she ran into a prince, whos name was john. she got on his horse, ranger, and they set off further north, to visit a friend by the name of infectedtoe.
on the way, they found a magical oriole who said he would grant niki 3 wishes...
but,
since niki hates baseball,
she took out her magical shotgun
and blasted the gay bird the fuck outta there.
Finally, after battling a dragon, the yankees, and a gay biker, they arrived in York, the land of wise old infected toe.
niki knocked on the door and asked for a slushie, cause its a long fucking way from maryland to new york, incase you didnt have a map handy.
he agreed to make the two travelers slushies,
but,
they must first do him a favor.
they were to fight the evil richert XXIII and get him some tough acting, tinactin, for his infected toe of course.
and so, the valiant and courageous two journeyed on to find this richert the 23rd.
after like a million days,
they finally found this person,
but it turned out,
richert wasnt evil,
he was just pissed that he was named after 22 consecutivley named relatives.
so they gave him a dollar and he handed of the the tinactin...
and then on the way back to Yorktown to get the slushies, they ran into Princess Niki's mother and her 336547379867549 suitors, from whom she could not choose,
and then the writer of this story got incredibly bored and ran out of ideas,
so they died,
and went back on stickam.
the end!
{thats the most amazing story in the whole entire world.} - niki fm
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