I'm the type who would give you a friendly slap on tha back outta nowhere and it will scare you, make you spill your drink on yourself!! I'll startle you when I pull your pants down and run away. I'll violate your territory when you eat my fruity pebblez! I'll draw your name in doodles on my wrist and wonder if you'd look good tattooed on me. I'll go to the movies with you and throw popcorn in your eye and expect you to give me a red vine for it. I'll try to find your tickle spot and make you pee on yourself, then when you go change I'll do it again until you run out of clothes... That's when I'll do your laundry for you but all your clothes will end up either 4 sizes too small or with bleach spots on them. I'll be the bestest buddy you could ever have, even if you hate me I will still be the bestest asshole you'll ever experience. I'll sit on the floor in front of the bathroom door while your in there trying desperately to take a peaceful shit, and make up a song about you not wiping your ass good enough.