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My convo with cheese. From forever ago, still cracks my shit up. :)

ME:Awesome name!!! Seriously. That's kick ass! lol

CHEESE:almost as cool as sexy mangina womanmale prostitutes with beaver skin and hairy nipple shockers

ME: No It's cooler than a cat humping a goat eating a banana in the winter time at 3am.

CHEESE:so where does a dog humping a chicken on a mountain with a midget filming it come in?

ME:After the man with the bread goes out of his house after a bear tried to eat him after listening to Marilyn Manson in Europe after an earthquake.

CHEESE:but the man with a beard was in a river washing his croth when a young mailman was sodomized by benjamin franklin so how do you know?!?!?

ME:I know because I'm a myspace whore with telepathy who can move a glass of milk with my mind while talking to you

CHEESE:i knew it

ME:Yeah... You're the only one that knows that monkeys can fly in a hail storm in brazil.

CHEESE:do you remember when that jewish butcher made love to a turkey in his apartment with a fishing rod and two hairy turtles?

ME:Who couldn't remember that. But you forgot that those two turtles were arabianzebraturtles with major hair issues. duh..

CHEESE:oh no i didnt forget =]

ME:Alright because if you did I was going to have slap you with a fish from Alaska.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to let us down probably will. You'll have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder everytime. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when someone broke yours. You'll fight with your best friend and maybe even fall in love with them. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing to fast and you'll eventually lose someone close to you. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend angry or upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back
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