Allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is God.
I am Here for:
Confusing the shit out of people.
Hobbies:
Leaving my keys in the car after it's locked.
Favorite Movies:
12 Angry Men, Brick, Casablanca, Duck Soup, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Hellboy, How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying, Juno, The Maltese Falcon, Psycho, Serenity, Singing in the Rain, Solaris
Favorite TV Shows:
So You Think You Can Dance?
And that's it.
Favorite Music:
The sound of gladiatorial combat, when men were truly men.
Favorite Books:
American Gods, Anansi Boys, And Then There Were None, The Gods Themselves, The Illustrated Man, The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, The Power of Babel, The Sandman by Neil Gaiman, Songs of the Gorilla Nation
And of course, The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran
I Love:
it when you do that baby.
I Hate:
the sound of your voice.