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Here are some Frequently Asked Questions about me:
Q) Are you really a series of tubes? A) Yes. Q) Why are you here? A) Shuffling around petabytes of porn and pictures of kittens only captures a small portion of my attention. Q) How do I know if you're just trying to get me to show you my boobs? A) There are three kinds of people on the Internet. People who want to see your boobs, people who lie, and dead people. I'm still breathing. |