I was born in Mexico and I was raised by a family of honest god fearing goats. When I was 5 I lost my virginity to an amazon goat princess by the name of Nahnita. At age 7 I left home to journey out into the world. I met a man name Pancho, we sailed the seven seas fighting off pirates and hunting BOOTY ;). After I turned 13 Pancho and I sailed to Spain where we entered an underground cock-fighting club for 2 years. We entered a cock we called Gringo. Gringo quickly became the champion of the underground. Three months later Gringo and Pancho were assassinated. I escaped Spain with the money we had won from all of Grinos fights. I hid in a chapstick factory in Alaska for a year. Now I live in California. I have a tattoo of Pancho on my left testicle and Gringo on my right. dig it