Oh, you. =)

i love you and want to suck on your vagina until you cum all over my fase

i will buy you a walker.

Awww thanks miss. I think I should be aight in a couple of days. I have strep.

imma lick ur knees. :P

im no irish lad.. but im close enough! :P somethin in between eh? lemme likk your nostril!

a doctor asks this woman why she's still a virgin, and yet shes been married and divorced 3 times. the woman replied... "my first husband was an astrologist, all he wanted to do was stare at it." " my second husband was a psychiatrist, and all he wanted to do was talk to it" "my third husband was a stamp collector....... god i miss him." you kno creating a new account to get rid of stalkers, then specificly sending a message to add one of the most pervy stalkers goin is a weee bit mad dnt ya tink? lol (lots of lubz)

HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK JEEZUZ KEERYST! lets mek bebbies! :P