Well I HAVE a girlfriend (her name is Kelly), so I'm not here to flirt with you or see your boobs/tits/whatever nickname you have for them. What I am here for is late night conversation and entertainment when I should be sleeping instead. And oftentimes I do fall asleep in a person's room. Don't be offended, (here comes the cliche...almost), it's not you, it's me!!!

I'm not easily scared to try new things, so I'll try just about anything...

so many...A Beautiful Mind, A Clockwork Orange, A History of Violence, Accepted, AIRPLANE!, American History X, Anchorman, An Inconvenient Truth, Apollo 13, Black Sheep, Blood Diamond, Borat, Boyz n the Hood, Caddyshack, Capote, Clerks I and II, Cloverfield, The Dark Knight, Dogma, Dodgeball, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Forrest Gump, Friday Night Lights, Full Metal Jacket, Gandhi, Garden State, Get Smart, Happy Gilmore, Havoc, Hot Fuzz, Into The Wild, Juno, I.Q., Knocked Up, Little Miss Sunshine, Meatballs, Milk, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Napoleon Dynamite, Not Another Teen Movie, Office Space, Pineapple Express, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Platoon, Quarantine, Roger & Me, Rudy, Schindler's List, S.F.W., Shaun of the Dead, Shrek I and II, SLC Punk!, Slumdog Millionaire, Spaceballs, Stripes, Superbad, Super Troopers, The Aristocrats, The Aviator, The Big Lebowski, The Breakfast Club, The Departed, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Girl Next Door, The Jerk, The Motorcycle Diaries, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Science of Sleep, The Simpsons Movie, Tommy Boy, Transformers (Megan Fox :P), Volver, Wedding Crashers, Young Frankenstein, Zodiac, Zoolander, 1941, just to name a few.

Family Guy, The Simpsons (older episodes = much better), Lost, Scrubs, The Office, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Sarah Silverman Program, Mythbusters, stuff on the History Channel, live sporting events, stand-up comedy on Comedy Central or HBO, M*A*S*H, SNL, Boy Meets World, The Cosby Show, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Full House, & Seinfield.

Indie bands are fun to follow for awhile...'til they sellout, so if you know of a good indie (rock or alt.) band, let me know! (for easy reading, I listen to these bands and grousps the most: AC/DC, Alice in Chains, Alkaline Trio, Anthrax, Audioslave, Band of Horses, the Beatles, Beck, the Bloodhound Gang, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, The Box Social, Blink 182, Blue October, blur (song 2), Bush, CCR, the Clash, Cold, The Cure, Dead Kennedys, The Doors, Elliott Smith, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, the Fray, The Gaslight Anthem, Green Day, I Hate Kate, Jack Johnson, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Killers, 80's and early 90's Metallica, The Minutemen, Mission of Burma, Modest Mouse, Neil Young, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, The Offspring, Ozomatli, Pearl Jam, Queen, Radiohead, The Ramones, Rancid, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, R.E.M., The Replacements, Rise Against, Shinedown, The Shins, Simon & Garfunkel, The Smashing Pumpkins, Social D, Soundgarden, STP, The Strokes, 3 Doors Down, The White Stripes, The Who, Third Eye Blind, 2Pac ("California Love", "Changes", "Keep Ya Head Up", "Death Around The Corner" and "Brenda's Got a Baby"), Violent Femmes, and Weezer check out the songs (and pics) on my page. listen to while bored, maybe even find a new band or song! If you're that inspired, download it for free somewhere. (DON'T pay! unless you like collecting CD's...)

Black Boy, Catcher in the Rye, The Heart of Darkness, 1984, Naked, America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction, Our Band Could Be Your Life: Scenes From the American Indie Underground 1981-1991, Into The Wild (I read it in middle school, and appreciate it more after seeing the movie), The Da Vinci Code, The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven, the poetry of Kenneth Roxroth, On The Road: The Original Scroll. The Onion compilations they put out, anything by Al Franken or George Carlin.

many things, one of them being my girlfriend Kelly. <3

pants. seriously. They are too constricting! And you can't run in them. Well, not very easily or gracefully. And don't think I'm a perv, I just don't like pants! Also: Ignorance, racism, and general intolerance.