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Read this and read each word as if it's spoken to you directly by your god of choice. First off, I know I look like I'm twelve, I'm very well acquainted with the way I look. I'm twenty years old. I don't really give a fuck about this place. There are rare instances when I will meet a person who has an incredible personality. However, the ratio's nearly all-the-fucking-way in favor of a bunch of you stuck up whores who like to show your vain ass face on cam and think everyone will love you. Well nobody loves you. Why does nobody love you? Because you're a bitch. If you're confused about which of these people you are, you're a bitch if: 1. You don't respond to me. I'm taking the time to come in your stupid room and watch you make silly faces. I'm not a fucking baby. That doesn't entertain me. Speak to me like a decent human being, that's how I'll speak to you. 2. You kick/ban me for no reason. I'm going to start finding a way to pay people back for this. Ask me to leave, you stupid ass. 3. You allow your "friends" who are your "mods" to insult, degrade, or in any way piss me off. You are just as bad as them if you let them abuse their shit. If you are not a bitch, congratulations, we may just get along. Here's a few things about me. 1. I will never ask you to expose yourself. However, I am a man, and if the opportunity comes for me to see some boobies, I will self destruct if I try to stop you from giving me the opportunity. 2. I will never expose myself (probably) because I don't feel like getting banned. There are plenty of private places for such activities to take place if anyone (God knows who you would be) wanted to see more of me than I normally show. 3. Despite this entire form being a big rant, I am a giant sweetheart. I am as nice as anyone you know, I sometimes cry at a good film, I like cute kitty cats, and I am way too honest with my feelings. 4. I am in a band, and I am far past the stage where I feel like running around screaming "I LOVE MUSIC," in people's face. Music is kind of like water or oxygen to me now, it is my lifeblood, yes, but it is so natural now to me that I feel I shouldn't have to explain that. So you will often find me singing, or playing guitar, or listening to music. If my music is too loud, or if you hate my singing, or if you want me to shut up, mute me or tell me to stop please. 5. I love life. I love beautiful women. I love art. I love things that make me smile. I love things that make me think. I love a woman who is funny, I love a woman who plays an instrument/listens to good music, I love a woman who is beautiful and kind. I hate a woman who has sucked everything decent from within here to create a beauty to mask her outside and is left devoid of anything remotely human inside. I'm probably weird to you, but that's what makes me one of the most important people you'll know. I'm interesting. I'm unique. I'm great. I'm Kenney. Let's fuck.