I'm Mike Taubman. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am, what some people call, mentally retarded.
FACT: Im ambidextrous. Right-handed by day & left handed when im exploring my..um... Downtown Bonanza @ night.
FACT: I worked for Barnum & Bailey Circus for 3 years. Sadly, i was dismissed without pay after the owner found out i was having sexual relations with the World's Hairiest lady.
FACT: When i do a pushup, i dont push myself up...i push the world down.
I am Here for:
Laughing at and/or with you.
Hobbies:
Big sexy-time explosions, Skiing, snow, the beach, poker, freestyling, vodka, red wine, my bong, friends & family, I also have many Leather bound books & furniture that smells of rich mahogoney...
Favorite Movies:
Pursuit of Happyness, 300, Stranger than Fiction, Borat, Wedding Crashers, Click, Rounders, Austin Powers, What Dreams may Come, Zoolander, Shrek, Family Man, Something about Mary, Gladiator, Shawshank Redemption, James Bond, Ace Ventura, 50 First Dates, Old School, Anchorman, Ocean's 11, Meet the Fockers, Good Will Hunting, Big Fish, Wedding Singer
