barbarossa

Yea, I know, I look a lot older than I am. Been that way since like... 8th grade -_- Skip this if you want... lol You know what I get really fucking sick of... how things have been set up so that a few fucktards can screw everything up for the rest of us... Guess what, SOME guys (at the very least me! -_-) actually do just like to talk to ladies JUST as friends... *gasp, I know it sounds unlikely, but I sure as hell know I get fucking sick of being stereotyped just because the majority of my sex is comprise of chauvinistic pigs... Yea, I'm sexist towards my own sex, as most of them are the a fore mentioned chauvinistic pigs... Because of this, I'm primarily friends with ladies, whom I get along with better anyway. However, because of the fucking news spreading paranoia, and people being frigging retarded, now if I try to talk to someone under 18 I'm apparently a fucking pedophile... even ones over 18 just because I'm on the internet and am talking to people I don't already know, I'm obviously some fucking rapist... Even better, this site even enforces this bullshit itself by not even letting me talk to people under 18 unless they add me... which they probably wont half the time since 1. I'm 20, and 2. I look older than I actually am in the first place. >.< Have people completely fucking lost the ability to think for and take care of themselves or something? I sure as hell remember that when I was younger, it really pissed me off when people assumed that just because I was a teenager I couldn't possibly know what I was doing, thinking, talking about, take care of myself in anyway, or basically anything else. What the hell is wrong with this culture? A nipple during a Superbowl half time show is a matter of national security but someones head being blown off is A-OK. Fuck... sometimes I really hate people. -_- Ok... done with my rant lol... I follow a Code of Chivalry (somewhat modernized: Honesty, Loyalty, Justice, Courage, Courtesy to ladies, etc. for the a basic idea of the full list, go here: http://www.chronique.com/Library/Chivalry/code.htm)) but that definitely doesn't make me a sexist, as some ladies seem to think when they hear that, but they mostly are the ones who do not truly know what it is.. I recently got my first tattoo. I play computer games and Airsoft and love to hang out, miss playing hockey :-/. I'm a history buff, and love science. I'm a hopeless romantic (albeit one who isn't afraid of things getting physical quickly...) and a major flirt. Uhhh yea, I'm tired of trying to describe myself, since its basically impossible, so how bout you just talk to me?

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His heart knows only virtue

His Blade defends the helpless

His might upholds the weak

His word speaks only truth

His wrath undoes the wicked