petal licker

Profile message? wtf is that? Idk but i'll share a story that, quite literally, has fucked up my entire life. This is not a troll. It really fucking happened. I almost killed myself.

I was in my freshman year at college. I was an English major, emphasis in poetry, at a small liberal arts school.

Lots of girls were in my classes. In fact, in most of them I was the only guy. The classes were small, too, like 5-6 students top.

Anyway, in my 'Poetry of the 17th Century' class, we were all sitting in a circle around a table – me, 4 girl students and the female teacher.

I've never had a girlfriend, and hearing one of the girls real the poem aloud, slowly and breathy made me really, really hot.

So..... I started.... you know... stroking it. I was wearing loose gym shorts and it was really easy to slip it out. No one could see my dick, of course, because of the desk. I only had the head out, anyway.

So, I continue stroking it with the head peaking slightly out. Eventually the teacher asks me a question about the poem. I continue stroking my dick, while answering her.

"Umm..... well....." I say, "I think..... what Dryden was saying.... is...."

And then it fucking happened.

Semen shot up from my dick, flew straight in front of my face, up above my head, then landed on my face. A big, huge, milky glob of it, all over my face. Some fell on the desk and just sat there, globby white on a black background.

The girls gasped. One said, "What the fuck?" I got up and ran out of the room.

Received a call from the Administration later. I was suspended.