betterthenyou
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Something You Should Know About Me
- My name is Darrell
- All that follows was cut and pasted from Myspace.
- No I didn't die in 'Nam
- Please stop asking me why the apostrophe is in front of the N...Namibia people...look it up
- You probably think you're smarter than me
- You're not
- <s>I'm that guy who you call when you cable doesn't work</s>
- I'm a transmission engineer for the cable company...thats a fancy way to say I make video on demand work
- I hate it when people find out I work for cable and ask if I could lower their bill
- It is fully within my power to lower your cable bill
- No, I'm not going to lower your cable bill
- Sometimes I like to spin a book on my finger, and when people ask me how I do it I tell them that I was raised in a circus, but my parents were murdered and now I live with a wealthy bachelor and together we fight crime
- Ok that last one wasn't true, but it would be cool if it was
- I was a Boy Scout
- You can see through my earrings
- Sometimes I honestly forget how old I am
- I'm damaged goods
- chances are you don't know me nearly as well as you think you do
- I'm a veteran
- I've always wanted to steal enough of those "support our troops" magnets to cover someones car in the middle of the night
- I read books
- I've been accused of cellular fraud while acting as a junior ambassador to Israel
- I can slam a screen door
- I'm the reason the big red one is still red
- I like rap more then any other kind of music
- I don't think theres been a good rap album In at least <s>5</s>6 years
- I listen to mostly <s>hardcore</s> loud music
- I secretly enjoy the looks I get from old people when they notice the sound of <s>screaming</s> Jazz from my headphones
- I've been to more states then I have been countries
- I've been to 10 countries
- I'm the reason the caged bird sings
- I asked a 2 star general if he prefers ninjas or pirates
- I can verify that 2 star generals don't have senses of humor
- I have more piercings then tattoo's
- My Itunes library has 16,000 songs in it
- I don't have any Tattoos
- I don't have a lot of friends
- <s>I've never taken a college class</s> I've got 37 credits, a 3.8 GPA and a reminder of why I hate school and didn't go to college when I graduated High School
- I like star trek and star wars
- I dont like people who like star trek or star wars
- I hate talking on the phone
- my cell phone <s>probably costs more then yours</s> has a broken screen
- last month I used 17 minutes on my phone plan
- last month i sent over <s>200</s> 450 texts
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