REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY CLASSY.
I am Here for:
alcoholics, lushes, the life of the party, those who like to rage & fuck shit up, people who enjoy time travel aka blacking out, fellow bffs, people who can appreciate music as much as we can, your un-hip parents (make us cookies mommy!), random people who will let us crash at their house when we are invading their city, random sluts, random sketchballs, and last but not least people who want to hang out and have a good time.
We'd also LOVE to meet: tony danza, scott baio, richard dean anderson, charles bronson, john stamos, kevin bacon, and frank stallone.
And most importantly.... YOU!
Basically, if you love to party and fuck shit up we love you.
Hobbies:
sex drugs & rock 'n mother fucking roll, drinking: our favorites include: blue, sparks, vodka, crown, jack daniels, jello shots: basically any kind of alcohol that will get us trashed, skate and surf: the hotel, bamboozle: ascap party, purevolume loft, open bars, room hopping, stealing drinks, fucking shit up, bringing the mosh in our heads, partying, raging, co-ed sleepovers, (tbs) dance parties, watching the horror, taking pictures, spooning, stage diving, high fives, guest lists, staging deaths, boys, girls, anyone cool enough to join our crew, warped tour, hellfest, chicago, new york city, california, creepy lurkers, rocking our little hearts out, drinking in the bathroom, blacking out, drunken myspace photo shoots, songs with hand claps, getting rowdy, spilling alcohol and making use of the five second rule, bar tabs, being classy and drinking champagne from plastic cups, darts, pool, karaoke, dancing on top of vans, NOT throwing up, NOT getting sick, being better than you, getting arrested / almost getting arrested, wet t-shirt contests, losing & breaking things, stealing your drink and taking a swig while you aren't looking, busting beer bottles against walls and people's heads, double-fisting beers, walking down main street with our pants down, being carried out of venues, duis, slurping spilled alcohol, riding lions & buffalo, mike the best bartender ever, closing down joints, butt-toucher, jack the camera guy, daddy willbecks, etc.
Favorite Movies:
anything with blood, horror, partying, or drinking
Favorite TV Shows:
insomniac with dave attell.
Favorite Music:
rock 'n roll, '80s, drinking squad mixes, your band (but probably not)!
Favorite Books:
anything with blood, horror, partying, or drinking
I Love:
See: Hobbies
I Hate:
YOU!
