Récipe for the perfect man
By Kenny.G
If you want to make a love that will last you will need the ingredients.
Use this list and make love come alive.
1. A man…. Nothing less or over, (must be a good age and a real man.) 2 cups of flour will start him off nice.
2. Muscles…. Now you can put as much of this into the pot as you like (mim. Is 1 tsp of baking soda.)
3. Ambition…here is one tricky ingredient, the more you put the more unstable the man. My request is I cup icing. But that is just me!( I cup icing)
4. Attitude….those who like them hard pour a lot of this, and those who just want enough to suffice then put a hand full. (2 cups of h2o)
5. Genitals… this can only be 3. 2 for the life and one emergency in case one busts. (3 eggs)
6. Mentality…..should be made with the finest quality of sugar, sugar soothes a man thus calming his mind. But never make his mind too sweet because it may wander off down the wrong path. (1 1/2 cup of sugar)
7. Communication….drop in 1/3 cup of oil to make this man talk like a person who graduated with a law degree but also knows how to make a deal to a smoker on the streets.( 1/3 cup of oil)
8. Naughty boy…… and what makes a bad boy? 1 tablespoon Of salt should make him put those legs in the air without being asked! (1 ts. Of salt)
9. Race…. Don’t believe anyone who tells you that color does not matter. Add to your liking/ taste. Everyone has their ups and downs. For the complete list see the bottom, under “Color Comparison”. (3ts of whatever baking color)
10. The LAST INGREDIENT IS THE HARDEST ONE BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE HATE ADDING IT. BUT I SAY THAT IT MAKES THE WHOLE THING LAST. Your heart….. give him your heart and a real man will never leave. Now I am not saying that to not add this means that he will not stay, I am just saying that it makes love run out faster.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008 12:51:53 AM GMT
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5H3OUKu82II&hl=en"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param></object> WHEN IM DOWN YOU HAVE MY BACK AN I YOURS NOW UNTIL FOREVER MY LUV 4 U WILL NEVER DIE...SHOW YOUR LOVE AN SEND THIS AROUND THE #s DONT MATTER ITS THE HEART THAT COUNTS<<<333
Sunday, June 15, 2008 3:17:48 PM GMT
RIZ-EDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! I'VE MISSED YA. HAVE I BEEN M.I.A OR YOU? LOOOOOOOL! SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO SEND IN SPECIAL OPS! I'LL TTYS. PS GREAT NEW PIC. A LIL BLURRY BUT YA SEXXY FACTOR CLEARS THAT UP REAL NICE!