My bio eh...I'm Berke...as in BombayBERKE...I was born in Northern Utah to to really liberal parents who weren't fond of Mormons haha...so growing up there was fun watching my mom spray missionaries with a hose...she did, I'm not kidding.
The most important words I live by: "That dress doesn't make you look fat, your FAT makes you look fat."
I am Here for:
Random conversations with random people I suppose...eh...I'm here when I'm bored...so I'm here to entertain and be entertained...rather mutual eh.
Hobbies:
I dunno, for some reason I still build with legos and I make signs for people using crayons...they're awesome. I play Wii sometimes...so register me...5822-7973-6949-1265. I'm also on myspace sometimes...so yeah www.myspace.com/whiskersdavinci add me if you feel so inclined.
Favorite Movies:
Hatue Tension, Ils, Mean Girls (I quote that shit daily), The Sweetest Thing (Wanna hear some petray), Domino, and Fargo (Don'cha know)
Favorite TV Shows:
Duckman, Puppets Who Kill, Chilly Beach, JTV (Shiny stuff) The Office (Dwight is my hero),
Favorite Music:
Yelle, Fatal Bazooka, CSS, Hannah Montana, Fefe Dobson (poodle bitch)
Favorite Books:
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut he's what I read these days. Or Chuck Palanihuk...I don't know why though.
I Love:
Lesbians, crayons, pink flamingos on front lawns, when your mom leaves money on my dresser on her way out and random salt and pepper shakers.
I Hate:
Close minded-ness, ignorance,being told to wait my turn, republicans, domestic bottled water, and the word moist. Especially the word moist.
