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Okay, I guess I should set some ground rules.. - I'm not gonna talk to you on the phone. Don't ask. - I might seem high; it's probably just the medicine. - If you make me laugh, there's a better chance that I'm gonna like you. - That's probably the only chance of me liking you, with a few exceptions. - I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve (I like the movie, so what?) - I watch a helluva lot of youtube videos, and will reference them frequently. - If you understand the reference, please say so. It'll make me feel less retarded. - I'm an awkward guy. - I just realized that these aren't really rules anymore. - I love awkward moments, and will go out of my way to create them. - I like people with issues, but then again I like people without issues. - I'm not gay. - That's a mole on my face. I'm very self conscious about it. - I play a fuckload of video games. I don't really care enough to hide that anymore. - I love stand up comedy. - That being said, I hate Jeff Dunham, and Dane Cook to a lesser extent. - I hate a lot of things. - Shit |
