im the coolest loser youll ever meet. im a smart girl, but slow as fuck. i can catch even the most subtle of dirty jokes. i can make friends with pretty much anyone :] mainly cause i love the human race. and its pretty hard to get me mad. and some people will go out of there way to do it. but when they do, they end up regreting it.

1. Dont show me your dick. its small and retarded looking. you do, and youll be banned before you have the chance to blink.
2. i will not show you my body. even if its in a "non sexual way" ask me, and im kicking you. no questions asked.
3. im very protective of my male mods. so if your one of their stockers, and you come in my live to talk to them, i will make you cry by the time you leave.
4.be nice to me and i consider you a friend for life. hahaha not that difficult to gain my trust. but break it, and youll wish you hadnt.
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I am Here for:
friends. hahaha i dont have that many in real life..
Hobbies:
i like to watch the clouds float by. and read. watch tv, and play video games.
i shop whenever i have money.
Favorite Movies:
garden state, lion king, rent, must love dogs, all the saw movies, juno
Favorite TV Shows:
family guy, denise richards, the hills, aqua teen hunger force
Favorite Music:
depends on my mood really. but i can listen to pretty much anything.
Favorite Books:
<3 uh, Mr. Darcy and me, perks of being a wallflower, harry potter, stephen king novels
I Love:
the world. hahha
I Hate:
tards, creepers and jerks