Ok... well now that I'm familiar with Stickam.com I suppose I should make one of these.

I'm a male.
Clearly.
Don't need any of your smart ass remarks about my hair.
I get more compliments then not.
Deal.

I'm a straight male.
Not bi.
Not bi-curious.
Not gay.
I act how I act because I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to act how I want.
Sorry you don't like it.
And I'm sorry your so insecure.

I can be fairly straight-forward.
It will be clear whether or not I like you.
If you lack a cam, I probably won't.
If your not entertaining, I probably won't.

No, I don't show.
And you think females are the only ones who have to put up with that one.

There's this thing about "lol."
Yeah, I say it a lot.
I might not smile, or laugh, or even smirk.
I'm used to AIM.
Where people CAN'T see me.
Oh well, I will smile when I feel like it.

Rules....
1) I don't show if you don't have a cam too, sucks for you.
2) If you come in to sit there and watch, ban.
3) If I want you to have my AIM, I will give it to you.
4) Entertain me.