Brian Griffin
General Information
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Education:
Some College
Occupation:
Grocery Technologies Manager and Forklift operator
Hometown:
Zoltron
Personal Tags:
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About Me
I hang out.
I am Here for:
bored-ness, entertainment, time-wasting, laughing, conversing with fellow humans :)
Hobbies:
Cars, Music, Collecting Vinyl, Smoking Trees, wishing I was a NAVY S.E.A.L
Favorite Movies:
Braveheart, Snatch, Donnie Darko, Super Troopers, Fight Club, Dazed and
Confused, What Dreams May Come, Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange,
Mean Girls, Almost Famous, Gone in 60 Seconds, Requiem For a Dream,
Vanilla Sky, Boondock Saints, The Big Labowski, Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind, Dumb and Dumber, Grandma's Boy, Little Miss Sunshine,
The Prestige, 300
Favorite TV Shows:
Antiques Roadshow (yeah, what) Discovery Channel, The Ali G Show, Conan O'Brien, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Top Gear, Scrubs, Boobah, Family Guy, ATHF
Favorite Music:
Nada
Surf, Kings of Convenience, Blink 182, Radiohead, Ben Folds, Grandaddy,
Jedi Mind Tricks, Beastie Boys, Brand New, Pink Floyd, Bright Eyes,
Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, Muse, DJ Shadow, RJD2, Snow
Patrol, The Streets, Tahiti 80, Teitur, Weezer...and pretty much
anything else that isn't country.
I Love:
Women
who are hot without makeup, fast cars (preferably with 8 or more
cylinders) Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, NAVY SEALS,
Halo 1, 2 and soon 3, most animals, dank trees.
I Hate:
E-Thugz, E-Pimps, popped collars AKA douche scholars, cold weather, killer wasps that are invisible, oxygen
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| Hello, Hello. My names Terry and I'm a law abider There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight Good bloke fairly But I get well lairy when geezers look at me funny Bounce 'em round like bunnies I'm likely to cause mischief Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief. Law abiding and all, all legal. And who cares about my liver when it feels good What you need is some real manhood. Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up. Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder. I down eight pints and run all over the place Spit in the face of an officer See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife Come on lads lets have another fight Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal, In the eyes of society I need to be in jail For the choice of herbs I inhale. This ain't no wholesale operation Just a few eighths and some Playstation 's my vocation I pose a threat to the nation And down the station the police hold no patience Let's talk space and time I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein And Carl Jung And old Kung Fu movies I like to see Pass the hydrator please Yeah I'm floating on thin air. Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there Cause I take pride in my hobby Home made bongs using my engineering degree Dear Leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons. Like I was saying to him. I told him: "Top with me and you won't leave." So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night. Mad fight, his face's a sad sight. Vodka and Snake Bite. Going on like a right geez, he's a twat, Shouldn't have looked at me like that. Anyway I'm an upstanding citizen If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em. Can't stand crime either them hooligans on heroin. Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of society I've got all the anger pent up inside of me. You know I don't see why I should be the criminal How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting We pose no threat on my settee Ooh the pizza's here will someone let him in please "We didn't order chicken, Not a problem we'll pick it out" I doubt they meant to mess us about After all we're all adults not louts. As I was saying, we're friendly peaceful people We're not the ones out there causing trouble. We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is. MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the morning. Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it's my bedtime. Causing trouble, your stinking rabble Boys saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it You're on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me I'm a thug Just for getting drunk I like getting drunk Cause I'm an upstanding citizen If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em. Now Terry you're repeating yourself But that's okay drunk people can't help that. A chemical reaction happening inside your brain causes you to forget what you're saying. What. I know exactly what I'm saying I'm perfectly sane You stinking student lameo Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes. Err, well actually according to research Government funding for further education pales in insignificance When compared to how much they spend on repairing Leery drunk people at the weekend In casualty wards all over the land. Why you cheeky little swine come here I'm gonna batter you. Come here. |
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Comments ( 13 )
Monday, February 11, 2008 12:39:21 PM GMT
Heyyy!!@@!!!! :
Heyyy!!@@!!!! :
Sunday, October 28, 2007 12:39:22 AM GMT
Really well actually, probably easier than being a Fire crotch. A crackhead fire crotch at that. Booyahhhh
Really well actually, probably easier than being a Fire crotch. A crackhead fire crotch at that. Booyahhhh
Tuesday, August 28, 2007 4:22:02 AM GMT
HOMIE I KNOW YOU BEZ AVOIDING ME SON. I NEED MY CRIZZY! YAAAMEANNNN. COME UP IN MY RIZZOOM FOSHEEZY DAYUM YO WITCH YO RED ASS SELF MOFUCKA.
HOMIE I KNOW YOU BEZ AVOIDING ME SON. I NEED MY CRIZZY! YAAAMEANNNN. COME UP IN MY RIZZOOM FOSHEEZY DAYUM YO WITCH YO RED ASS SELF MOFUCKA.
Saturday, August 18, 2007 10:42:30 AM GMT
GIMMIE THAT SHIT NIGGA!! IM GETING ANTZY!!!
GIMMIE THAT SHIT NIGGA!! IM GETING ANTZY!!!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 10:43:52 AM GMT
yo nigga, where you izzzz? I need to re up on my crizzack stizzash if you know what Im sayin dawg. Stay up homie g. EAST SIEEEEEEDDD!
yo nigga, where you izzzz? I need to re up on my crizzack stizzash if you know what Im sayin dawg. Stay up homie g. EAST SIEEEEEEDDD!
Monday, June 25, 2007 2:30:55 AM GMT
...with Heinz 57! LOL
...with Heinz 57! LOL
Saturday, June 23, 2007 5:01:42 PM GMT
YES WHAT SHE SAID!
YES WHAT SHE SAID!
Friday, June 15, 2007 6:23:04 AM GMT
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CA CA CAAAA CACACACAAA RED HAIR ASS BITCH NIGGA ASS BITCH NIGGA. http://www.stickam.com/profile/dutch_masters
Thursday, May 10, 2007 7:52:35 AM GMT
Wednesday, May 9, 2007 1:47:05 AM GMT
I roll crack blunts every hour on the hour, dawg. I'll smoke you out no doubt.
I roll crack blunts every hour on the hour, dawg. I'll smoke you out no doubt.
Friday, May 4, 2007 10:21:14 PM GMT
Your crotch is so......firey and hot.
Your crotch is so......firey and hot.
Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:43:17 PM GMT
FIRE CROTCHHHH!
FIRE CROTCHHHH!
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