Dear Brian,
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this will make us both a lot better off, well me atleast.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, Im done with you because I decided to be with your best friend, my bad.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your extreme mental problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with fun way you Never shaved your arm pits. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you told your parents about the first time we made love.
I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to have an unhealthy relationship based on physical attraction. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away.
Have a nice life,Julia