Are you really gonna read this?
Guess so…
I party like a rockstar
Look like a moviestar
Play like an allstar
Fuck like a pornstar
Baby I'm a superstar ;).

I go by Brittnie, Britt or Brittnar. I’m currently 16 years old. I fucking like pokemon!
I live in Canada. Ontario to be exact. [Don't stalk me I'll cock slap you]
I don’t say eh every 5 seconds. I get confused a lot. I’m weird :]. I make odd faces.
I’m somewhatly insane 0_o. I like to laugh, so make me laugh :D.

I speaka da engrish. & a tiny bit of francais. I'm single wooo.
I’m fucking asian :O. And Guyanese (brown).
I suck at life. I swear A LOT. If you don’t like it…Gotakeadildoupthecunt:D.
I like shiny things. I get distracted easily. I'm random. I have chipmunk cheeks.
I'm STRAIGHT. I like men...with penises. I hit on girlies (no homo I'm just bored and comfortable
with my sexuality).
I am bored the majority of the time...lol I like teh weedz.

I sound like a 10 year old on mic. I have what may be the worst
laugh on the planet. Some find it cute others wanna stab their ears.
Hear it if you dare... :]. Haters make me giggle. Hehehheehe.
I like to type in short non sentences =\. That make no sense what so ever. Errrr I like tits. They jiggle.
I'm the girl that sits out during gym.
I'm the one that pukes at the party. I'm the retard that shouts penis rape in
the middle of public places.
I like to sit in corners and read. I don't like the sun, it hurts my eyes.

I like to frolick in the grass. I am terrified of spiders,
I would push an old lady off a cliff to get away from one.
Oh, by the way I am not here to entertain you so don't expect me to be doing
like triple flips and eating fire on cam because it aint happening.
I will NOT show you my insanely big penis or boobies.
I also won't observe your tiny peepees or w.e else you want
to show me because I can't be bothered to whip out my microscope.
Anyways I am to lazy write anything else about myself right now... I
’m on here a lot. So if you want to know more useless information about me come talk to me.
I’m nice (mostofthetime). LETS BE FRANDS! YAYA!