bromalayhoohoo
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Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Religion:
Protestant
Language:
English
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About Me
A happy funny dude
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chatting and making new friends
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braveheart, gladiator
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my children and my family
I Hate:
racism in any form
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| Hi there! My name is Jeff and I'm just here to meet some new people and hang out...no pressure to add me, I just figure the more people the merrier! For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. |
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Comments ( 49 )
Sunday, August 17, 2008 8:38:28 PM GMT
=0( where are u?......miss ya lately!
=0( where are u?......miss ya lately!
Saturday, August 16, 2008 4:26:30 AM GMT
Sure Hoo Hoo. You write a "hello" on Missy's page but WHERE'S DaFunky's loving!?!?! I am hurt, truly hurt!!! :(
Sure Hoo Hoo. You write a "hello" on Missy's page but WHERE'S DaFunky's loving!?!?! I am hurt, truly hurt!!! :(
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:46:34 PM GMT
Hmmm, I think he made a rare appearance yesterday and I missed it! Maybe I will run in to Hoohoo another time.... Im doing well, hope you are also!
Hmmm, I think he made a rare appearance yesterday and I missed it! Maybe I will run in to Hoohoo another time.... Im doing well, hope you are also!
Tuesday, June 24, 2008 11:28:36 PM GMT
yeah Dafunky, he just dont care about us anymore.........you must have really ticked him off!
yeah Dafunky, he just dont care about us anymore.........you must have really ticked him off!
Friday, June 6, 2008 8:06:29 PM GMT
Shoot, Hoo Hoo never comes on any more. He's just being a total playa and says, "It's been busy at work...blah, blah, blah..." He just plain doesn't love any of us any longer.
Shoot, Hoo Hoo never comes on any more. He's just being a total playa and says, "It's been busy at work...blah, blah, blah..." He just plain doesn't love any of us any longer.
Sunday, May 18, 2008 4:59:58 PM GMT
Not that you will see this or anything but I hear your Birthdays coming up. So..........HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOO HOO!!
Not that you will see this or anything but I hear your Birthdays coming up. So..........HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOO HOO!!
Saturday, April 26, 2008 4:50:29 AM GMT
Saturday, March 29, 2008 8:50:41 PM GMT
MISS U LATELY...
MISS U LATELY...
Thursday, March 6, 2008 4:59:08 AM GMT
Friday, February 15, 2008 1:29:58 AM GMT
Friday, February 1, 2008 3:44:23 AM GMT
Tuesday, January 8, 2008 6:09:48 PM GMT
Happy (although late) New Year!!!
Happy (although late) New Year!!!
Monday, December 31, 2007 8:20:17 PM GMT
Here's wishing you a happy New Year's Eve and a wonderful 2008!
Here's wishing you a happy New Year's Eve and a wonderful 2008!
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 2:42:31 AM GMT
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