| My name is Samantha and I'm a 26 year old step-mother of two girls, 11 and 13. I am very happily married and NO, I WILL NOT FLASH YOU. Don't ask. I promise it ain't happening. If I know you in real life, stop by asshole! If I know you on the internet, please keep all psudonyms to yourself so I'm not google-able. I know it's hard to call me Samantha when you're used to calling me Suzy-screws-alot, but try to keep my names seperate because you love me. |