Hay hay! Cali N' Timmy-D here whats goin onnn! We're holdin it down doin work. W're 3 foot 5 inches tall.. we are in the travling circus.... we're the tall ones of the bunch. Oh yeah and we weigh like 250... we're hot... trust me. Ok no really.. we're 3 ft 2... i was goin for a few extra inches. You picken up what we're puttin down!?..we are the kinda guys who can wolf down a box of chitos and not even bat an eye...but its cool we are midgets and we dont care......holla at a short stack...hahahahaha...so you people out there if you like em short and round and im not talking about our weight give us a jigle.......we might be busy all year working for santa but he gives us some free time.....if you cant tell he lut us have a stikcam....cali---timmy d...
I am Here for:
We'd like to meet people who can talk and is not a fraid to speek piglatin on a dime because we are very attractid to the hole country of pig italy....if you no what i mean all you felas out there...give me a woop woop...and also we want some one who can just let loose and fart bupr and gives classes on this stuff thats what we want and is not afraid to let her man ich in public....hahahahahah...also my last thing with santa always around he is like the hefner of elfs he wants in on the action so you have to be down with big fat guys.....do work...cali......timmy d
Hobbies:
big wheels...because we are driving for real....snow boarding with no snow riding bikes with no bikesand driving cars with no ingines....and also we love to dance with no music while we are singing...sexxy back...cali..timmy d....no way damn
Favorite Movies:
horror...com on.....comedy and what ever else we are in the mood for at the moment....alot of cartoons because as an elf we have to sneek all the other movies santa wont let us watch...for real, I am starting to hate this guy...he is a player hater...
Favorite TV Shows:
whats that i have no clue what you are talking about!!!!! are you seriouse there is some thing called a television..well if i could say anything about television it would be i want one.....santa.. come on guy.. hook a playa up...
Favorite Music:
dont get me started every thing but country....come on now if i wanted to hear heart break i would watch tv or go out side and stand out side wal mart and talk to every one....with that being said every thing is all right in my book ...are you picking up what i am putting down?
Favorite Books:
farm animal books and big and rich because we really want to no the secret to getting big and rich but if you no another book well then hook us up i am tierd o reading elfins digest it is getting old.....damn santa get out of here we are tryin to pick up the ladies....oh yeah.. we also read santa's porn.. ya know elfs gone wild...
I Love:
sex with fine woman.
I Hate:
waking up in the morning next to a fat one.
