| Girls don't ask me how many people I've slept with, cause I'm never going to fucking tell you, and I don't give a shit, or want to know how many guys you've fucked. Got that? If you are under 18, please don't bother me, we do not have anything in common. When will being a MAN be trendy again? When did being a pussy become so damn trendy? I was in a cd store so I see these fucks with their Hollister, Abercrombie, Old Navy sweaters sporting tanning bed tans stinking of Drakkar and wearing shoes that are whiter then my ass(and that is white). They come in and buy Simple Plan or Nickelback cds and they hop into there 100 thousand dollar cars and drive to a tattoo parlor to get that neato bandito tribal tattoo that all their friends have but no one in the free world knows or cares what it means or that ULTRA-COOL Metallica star tattoo(because pre 1996 Metallica was too loud and too edgy) PUUUULEASE! I really blame this on a lot of people. Hippie parents, those queer eye guys, and women. Thats right women have complained and complained for ages you wanted a sensitive pretty boy that looks like a bitch that you can go shopping with and watch the English Patient with while you both cry like babies. I really have no idea why we as men let ourselves fall this far but I for one will drive my American car, drink my hard liquor, fight when im angry, eat when im hungry, im going to go a few days without shaving, wearing that shirt with the hole in the armpit and go back to scoring the old fashion way, lying to girls. So if you're out there fancy lads, cake boys, and male models, Gamer has his manhood and if you dont declare yours, Im going to be banging your girlfriend to She Rides on the hood of my Jeep. What girls REALLY want: A strong, confident, good looking guy. Someone who makes good money, is educated, in shape, and will fuck them like they need to be fucked. Basically me! Don't believe that shit you see on TV, all that romantic, lovey dovey shit. That's all crap, it might get you a date, but they will lose interest quick, and they'll be getting fucked by me. End of Story! If you made it this far, I hope you can tell which parts are sarcasm. ;] |
