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Dont talk to me if:
-You take things too seriously. -You're illiterate. -You think "lyke omg" is a clever way of wording yourself. -You dress your dog up in clothes. -You only want to constantly complain about your boyfriend/girlfriend. Shut up. Maybe that's the reason he/she left you. -You judge people before getting to know them. -You endorse the fad of saying "IN THE ASS." after every sentence. It was funny just the once or twice. Give it up. -You dont like alcohol. -You think you're ugly. Find your need for pity somewhere else. All I'll do is agree with you. -You dont like the words: Cunt or Fuck. I say them frequently. So Fuck off, Cunt. -You dont know what sarcasm is. -You claim to be an aspiring rapper... Big Ant is the only exception. -You have "bang bang guns go bang" somewhere on your page. Fuck off, we all know what noise a gun makes. -You think music defines a person. People arent what they listen to. -You think money is super important. Who cares if I'm rich, who cares if I'm poor. -You pretend to be sad and say you'll kill yourself just for the attention. Some people actually have issues. Why not pretend to be a starving african kid, or homeless. -You make up words to try to make yourself seem like you're on the cutting edge of a fad. You're not. Everyone just hates you. -You add "Xcore" to things to either be A) Funny B) In the scene. Both will result in me jamming my foot in your box. -You wear band-aids or tape on your face when you dont have a cut. If you want to wear a bandage on your face, I'll give you a fucking reason, tard. -You listen to people only so you can cut in because you love the sound of your own voice. -You're just going to tell me you like my "dont talk to me if..." section. |
