captainyordane
 
Gender: F
Profile Views: 1,467
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Member Since:
05/04/2008
Last Login:
12/03/2008
General Information
Status: 
Single

Orientation: 
Straight

Occupation: 
Being Delicious.

Hometown:
Thuh 207

Language:
English

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About Me
I probably won't like you at all. I tend to hate people in general. I have a select few people that I quite enjoy, and they know who they are. I'm not a lesbian, so if you are, don't come in my room and try to convince me that I like girls. You're a crazy muhhfuhh, keep your scissoring fantasies to yourself. I also have no interest in flirting with you if you're a guy. I will kick you. I have a pug, and he's my baby. I have OCD and ADD. I don't pay attention. My OCD habits are ridiculous. I enjoy cleaning other people's houses, but I could care less about mine. I have two houses. Yes, my boyfriend lives in Georgia. I don't care about what you have to say about that. I don't need relationship advice, thanks. I am a ginger kid. I don't need to hear it 24/7. I would prefer to spend my time somewhere that is not my home. I use chap stick like it's a religion. People that correct other peoples spelling, but can't spell anything correctly themselves, make me laugh. Don't tell people to "write good", if you aren't even capable of doing it yourself. I live in Maine, and if you don't know where that is, then don't ask. You're obviously retarded. Kbye.
I Hate: 
Zombies.
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I am Jordan, clearly.

I'm friendly when I want to be.
If you buy me a Sky Bar, I'll love you forever.
I wield millions of inside jokes,
so if you don't know what I'm talking about, don't be surprised.
I'm younger than just about all of my friends.
I'm boring.
My hair is naturally orange.
My eyes change from being really blue, to being quite green.
I have tons of birth marks,
and freckle spots all over my body.
I'll threaten to beat you up a lot,
but I never actually do...
Unless your name is Cathlin Marie Smith and I have a coat hanger available.
Oh yeah, I like fanny packs.... I'm serious.

I'm usually live everyday at some time.

RULES!
1.Have a camera.
2.Don't be rude or mean, I will kick you.
3.If you are a pedofile, stay out.
4.I DO NOT take my clothes off.
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Comments ( 23 )
Michael...
  
Friday, November 28, 2008 2:30:39 AM GMT
Hey Whats Up.? How Has Your Thanksgiving Been? :)
catsmith
 
Thursday, August 21, 2008 2:16:28 AM GMT
go live
Claytr0n!
  
Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:06:55 AM GMT
bleh my cam lagged out >_>
catsmith
 
Thursday, August 14, 2008 6:15:35 PM GMT
what time?
catsmith
 
Thursday, August 14, 2008 5:32:44 PM GMT
im stealing internet from other people in my building. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ps. make my profile pretty, cause ima getting a webcam soon. pss. i should be a moderator. cause im hawt. and i want the powa.
RobertI...
 
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 2:08:31 PM GMT
k.
! Caitl...
 
Monday, July 28, 2008 10:22:52 PM GMT
no :/ i know half the people in topshams middle school cause my cousins in 8th grade. :]
! Caitl...
 
Monday, July 28, 2008 9:52:43 PM GMT
Haha. Sweet :D
! Caitl...
 
Monday, July 28, 2008 9:25:51 PM GMT
Does he have short brown hair? and is like semi short? In topsham..
! Caitl...
 
Monday, July 28, 2008 7:37:36 PM GMT
Haha. Around saco, kennebunk.
johnnyk...
 
Thursday, July 24, 2008 10:20:02 AM GMT
Looks like those Cool kids kick ass.
ryterrify
 
Monday, July 21, 2008 9:21:53 PM GMT
WOO! ily.
ryterrify
 
Sunday, July 20, 2008 8:42:06 PM GMT
lllaammmeeeassss. :]]
ryterrify
 
Sunday, July 20, 2008 2:24:04 PM GMT
but im not..
ryterrify
 
Sunday, July 20, 2008 5:51:58 AM GMT
Of course you are