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Something You Should Know About Me
HI MY NAMES MARK i love motorbikes, biker rallys, beer ,tobacco,tattoos and pierceings if u aint got any love for these then dont come in u wil just get kicked.............probably?
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*Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
*I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
*Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
*Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
*24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
*When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
*Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
*Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
*All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
*Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time *Work is the curse of the drinking class. *Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. *Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. *People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot *I drink to make other people interesting. *
*I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
*Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
*Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
*24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
*When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
*Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
*Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
*All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
*Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time *Work is the curse of the drinking class. *Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. *Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. *People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot *I drink to make other people interesting. *
