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carlosoctavian
 
Age: 29
Gender: M
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Member Since:
04/14/2008
Last Login:
04/14/2008
Location:
Colorado Springs, CO
My Mood:  
Bored
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Status: 
Married

Orientation: 
Straight

Ethnicity: 
African American

Religion: 
Christian

Education: 
Some College

Occupation: 
Journalist

Hometown:
Hampton, VA

Language:
English

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I am Here for: 
ummm...because I like videos!

Hobbies: 
Music, dancing, classic video games, beer, martial arts, fencing, classic cartoons, and ripping the crap out shit that pisses me off

Favorite Movies: 
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Ghostbusters, Devil's Advocate, Fallen, Rocky 3, Dogma, 40-Year old Virgin, Anchorman, Elf, War of the Worlds, Final Fantasy: Advent Children and BC & GP go to Germany (its an underground film and very rare, like only two copies in the world!)

Favorite TV Shows: 
Family Guy, Fairly Odd-parents, WWE Raw and Smackdown, ECW, TNA, Law and Order, SVU and Criminal Intent, Hercules: The Legendary Journies,Ronin Warriors, Transformers: Energon, Scrubs, Dragonball Z, Goldenboy thats really about it

Favorite Music: 
I'm a music junkie and this blurb isn't long enough for all the music I like.

Favorite Books: 
Oh crap! They have those?! I need to investigate this "book" thing...more to follow. Seriously, I'm not a real big book reader, unless it contains pics of nude girls in it.

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Whats up everybody! Welcome to my page! It's me the one and only Carlos Burger, aka The Angry Black Man, Carlos Octavian, co-host of That's Right I Said it On the Record. Wow, about me huh? The story of my my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. ..
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