Sadly, its all pretty boring. I'm 38, married with twin infants. Not that having twins is ever boring, but its not something that sets the intertoobs a blazin'. I have a job that pays the bills, keeps me fat, but is creative suicide. To offset this, I get periodic work as an extra for films and television shows shot in Vegas. When I'm not f**kin' off on the job, i'm at home taking care of my kids, going to the casino to decompress, or tweaking with my home computer network. Nothing really shady or scandalous going on here, gang.
I am Here for:
Save the masses from vulgar displays of idocy, bring as many hapless idgits before the bleeding face of our lord and savior, the FSM.
Hobbies:
Neuro Linguistic Programming, Social Engineering, Pissing In The Cheerios.
Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, Sicko, Super Size Me, 5th Element, Pan's Labyrinth, The Fisher King, Cheech & Chong Flicks, and From Dusk Till Dawn
Favorite TV Shows:
Jackass reruns, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, CNN/MSNBC, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes
Favorite Music:
I'm on a blues kick lately.
Favorite Books:
The Tao of Chong, I Am American and You Can Too, 100 People That Are Screwing Up America,
I Love:
FSM my Lord & Savior, Cake, Starbucks, Tacate, Taco Stands, Pink's hot dogs, pr0n, p00n, Howard, Bubba, Ferrall, NED
I Hate:
Crystal Wearing Tree Hugging Sprout Nazis
