Yeah, it's Chris. I'm wicked fucking complex, man. I'm not the kind of kid that'll sit around watching old episodes of happy days in my underwear eating a batch of woefully undercooked bagel bites. I'm a man of action, of vision, of inimitable style and grace. There is also the fact that no matter where the fuck I go in life some stupid nonsense happens that makes me very uncomfortable, but makes people literally split their fucking sides when I retell it. I'm also something of a dreamer. Like right now I'm dreaming of having sex with your mom. No shit! How weird is that? But, on a semi serious note ( being completely serious just isn't in my psychological profile, sorry you useless pile of emo scum) I like puppies, cars that aren't fords, cell phones that get reception, drinking so much that I end up with Parkinson's syndrome the next day, hurting myself for the sake of physical comedy, juggling, quoting pop culture all fucking day and night, talking balls of meat, horror movies, telling stories about my dad, and the senseless, cold blooded murder of the mentally handicapped.
I am Here for:
Just to meet some new people and such. Heard this was the place to go.
Hobbies:
Alot of things interest me, but I'll list a few of my hobbies. Reading and book collecting, Video game collecting, Community Service, and helping people in general.
Favorite Movies:
Get ready for a long list!
Evil Dead,
Evil Dead 2,
The Army of Darkness(AKA Evil Dead 3),
The Crow,
Akira,
The Quick and the Dead,
Seven Samourai,
Yojimbo,
The Vikings,
Cube,
Saw,
Saw 2,
Casshern,
Ong-Bak,
Battle Royal,
Battle Royal 2,
King Kong(the original),
28 Days Later,
The Brotherhood of the Wolf,
The Rules of Attraction,
Captin Ron,
Red Dawn,
Bad News Bears(the orginal),
Escape from New York,
Escape from LA,
Boondock Saints,
Underworld,
The Four Brothers,
The Throne of Blood,
Ninja Scroll,
The Legend,
The Legend 2,
The legend 3,
Seven,
The Black Mask,
Spider-Man,
Spider-Man 2,
X-Men,
X-Men 2.
Bullet in a Bible,
Four Brothers,
The Last Samourai,
Billy Madison,
Office Space,
Kill Bill 1,
Kill Bill 2,
Sin City,
Batman,
Superman,
Superman 2,
Rocky,
Godfather,
Godfather 2,
Godfather 3,
Super Size Me
Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill,
Monty Pythons: The Meaning of Life,
The Gladiator,
Final Fantasy: Advent Chilldren,
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark,
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom,
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade,
Animal House,
Alkatraz,
A Bridge to Far,
Legend,
Snatch,
Underworld,
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,
Iron Monkey,
Sideways,
Night of the Living Dead,
Dawn of the Dead,
Day of the Dead,
Texas Chainsaw Massacar,
Bad Santa,
The Alamo,
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring,
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers,
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King,
Revenge of the Nerds,
Jaws,
The Nightmare Before Christmas,
Batman vs. Dracula,
The Madador,
Munich,
Sryiana,
Waiting...,
Firewall,
Captain America,
Brick,
Fortress,
Six-String Samurai,
Fallen,
The Simpsons Movie,
Repo Man.
Favorite TV Shows:
OZ, CSI, Prison Break, Deadwood, Modern Marvels,Gun Smoke, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Golden Boy, Colorful, The ORIGINAL Transformers, Robotech: The Macross Saga, Samurai Champloo, Phych, Monk, Burn Notice, Red vs. Blue, Human Weapon, Last One Standing, Modern Marvels, Planet Earth.
Favorite Music:
I'll listen to anything as long as it has a beat. My favorite band is From Autumn to Ashes. Classical music is always a must, as is Classical rock.
Favorite Books:
The Inferno, American Psycho, The Cobra Event, Angels and Demons, Battle Royal, Red Dragon, The Catcher and the Rye, Silence of the Lambs, The Poe Shadow, The Dante Club, Siddhartha, Diary, Fight Club, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Lullaby, Coin Locker Babies, 69, I Lucifer, Piercing, In The Miso Soup, In Cold Blood, The Aeneid, The Art of War, The Jungle, Rant, Fast Food Nation, Blue Like Jazz, Clockwork Orange, Flags of our Fathers, Bushido: Way of the Samurai, Manchurian Candidate.
I Love:
Good food, family and friends.
I Hate:
Racists and Homophobic people.
