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Sometimes in the shower I like to act like Luke Skywalker. I like to play out the scene where he's fighting Darth Vador with the light sabers. Except my penis is the saber's handle and a stream of piss is the yellow blade. I'll swing it back and forth, which I end up covering the shower in piss; but I eventually win. One time I wanted to see what it felt like to have my hand cut off like Luke, so I used my yellow blade and pissed on my arm. It didn't work