connor_thompson

10 things losers do on myspace ONE: There is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesn't. TWO: To the people who have like 1,000 friends, are you serious? You dont know half the people! You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE: Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a fucking idiot. FOUR: Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE: Quit crying because you're not on someones Top 8. Who cares? ITS MYSPACE!!! NOT YOURSPACE!!! SIX: Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up dumbass!!! SEVEN: 6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And Parents: QUIT BLAMING MYSPACE for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before Myspace, and she'd be a whore without it! EIGHT: If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins. NINE: I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains. TEN: And if you open a bulletin and it says something like " Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight, or "some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom " QUIT BEING A DUMB ASS!!