kill some time... maybe with a gun or knife

grazing pastures, counting rocks on the sidewalk, waiting in lines, etc.

pink flamingoes

lamp

pencil MY BOB MUSIC VIDEO :D

tool box

putting mentose and coke in a girls vajooter and having the boys over for a lil "cooter chemical reaction" I have the sexiest lil peepee too, girls are always telling me how "cute", and "petite" it is, i can prove it! Sometimes when I get bored and lonely I shave the hair fromm just the left leg and lay in clean sheets while i sit on one hand and get it numb. The single bald leg makes it feel like a girl is with me, and the numb hand is better for spankin off with. I don't ove stickam and im not on here 24/7, my single surpose is to find a girl for the makeing of sex with. Internet is a serious thing people, and only losers get on internet for fun. My one true desire / e-love is thiss zoff girl, she thinks she doesnt yearn for me but in actuality Im going to be the lazy bastid drinking beers while watching Law abd Order on her couch one day. My e-love for her drives me to do things such as: blessing her food via east indian witch docter style, to tameing 3 wild boars armed with only a spork, and a napkin every day. I have a bulbous 3 inch and 12 girth tool... k thats the end of the story...

people with ugly shins