crotchcancer

I'm still figureing out things about myself but this is what I've come up with so far. I must say I'm a hypocrite sometimes, but isn't every human being at one point in there life or another? I'd wear a bucket as a hat if I didn't care what people thought about me. Grasshoppers creep me out. When I was a little girl in the summer I would run outside to play in the yard & they would jump on my legs. It has traumatized me ever since. I'm 20 years old & still afraid of the dark. I'm not embarrassed to say it. I truely wish I could be forever young only because i don't think my childhood was long enough. I'm still just that kid only in a grown-up body & have grown-up decissions to make. I still laugh at poop & fart jokes. raccist jokes are funny too. I'm a sucker for sterotypes. If I see a black man eating fried chicken & watermellon you can almost guarantee I will take a picture & send it to my friends. I'm not raccist by any means. Like my dad says "nigger is NOT a color." I attempt to be funny sometimes. If i can make you laugh I feel like I've accomplished somthing. I have glasses but only wear them to watch tv. I have to change the channel if the adopt a pet commercials come on. I want to take home every stray animal I see on the street. If I could have one super power it would be to fly even though I'm afraid of heights. I love the smell of garlic. I have never voted & I don't plan to. I believe in the paranormal. If I'm not playing with my ears I'm playing with my hair. I'd like to learn how to play the accordian. I'd rather text than talk on the phone anyday. I encourage spraying febreeze after a number 2.