CTerrian

I work down at The Pizza Pit, And I drive an old Harley. I still love my mom and dad, I'm five foot five and underweight. I'm a sci: fi fanatic, mild asthmatic. Never been to second base, But there's a whole 'nother me That you need to see, Go check out Myspace. 'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood, I'm six foot five and I look damn good. I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate, And I love a good glass of wine. It turns girls on that I'm mysterious, I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious. 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat, With two women at one time. I'm so much cooler online. I'm so much cooler online. I get home I kiss my mom, And she fixes me a snack. I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac. In real life, the only time I've ever even been to L.A. Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade. But online I live in Malibu, I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ. I'm single and I'm rich, And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind. It turns girls on that I'm mysterious, I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious. 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat, With two women at one time. I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online. When you've got my kind of stats It's hard to get a date. Let alone a real girlfriend. But I grow another foot and lose a bunch of weight, Every time I log in. Online I'm out in Hollywood, I'm six foot five and I look damn good. Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat, With two women at one time. I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online.