As I sit down to write this paragraph, I wonder who exactly is bored enough to read things like these. Honestly. Go for a walk in the park. Sit among the beautiful saplings and admire females or watch trash fly in the path of unsuspecting roller-bladers. Dandle your younger sibling on your knee. If you do not have a younger sibling, borrow someone else's, or dandle a dog instead. If your dog does not take to being dandled, simply sit back and revel in the hilarity of an amateur skateboarder veering into a clump of holly bushes.
If you are still reading this, which is doubtful at best, then put on your best concentration face and read on, for I am about to discuss the wonderful, exotic, zany, and, yes, modest person I am.
I'm South African. I speak like a Brit. I'm short, skinny, and my hair looks like it's just come out of a tumble dryer (it's actually true. I wear a toupe). Oh yeah, and I think I'm funny.
The end.
I am Here for:
Charming conversation with rapists and pedophiles. And as a means of procrastination.
Hobbies:
Being Awesome
Favorite Movies:
Anything with scantily clad women or big explosions.
Favorite TV Shows:
See above.
Favorite Music:
Feeder, Milburn, Little Man Tate, Hotspur, Franz Ferdinand, The Automatic, The Kooks, Kaiser Chiefs, We Are Scientists, The Fratellis, The Bravery, Editors, Green Day, Muse, Five O'Clock Heroes, The Wombats, 7 Seconds Of Love, Lola Ray, The Decemberists, Radiohead, The Rifles, Amateur Transplants, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Hard-Fi, Athlete, Harrisons, Alterkicks, The Moog, The Offspring, Placebo, 3 Doors Down, The Hoosiers, The Soviettes, The Strokes, Parva, The Enemy, The Raconteurs, Razorlight, The National, The Royal We, The Courteeners, Pull Tiger Tail, The Verve, Modest Mouse, The Libertines, The Rumble Strips, Datarock, 30 Seconds to Mars, Kasabian, blink-182, The Last Shadow Puppets, Flight of the Conchords, Pendulum, Elastica, The Bishops, Hello Madness, The Cribs, The Paddingtons, The View, British Sea Power, The Rakes, The Blue Van, Bo Burnham, The Dead 60s, Waterflame, Arctic Monkeys, The Pigeon Detectives, Bloc Party, Lemon Demon, Rise Against, The Popular Belief, Electrelane, Snow Patrol, Nine Black Alps, The Magnetic Fields, The Cinematics, Dropping Daylight, Super Furry Animals, The Horrors, Mando Diao, Valet Parking, Supergrass, Interpol, Scouting for Girls, Maxïmo Park, University, The Hint, LCD Soundsystem, The Killers, The Sunshine Underground, Renton, OK Go, Goo Goo Dolls, Jonezetta,
http://www.last.fm/user/petitemaison
Favorite Books:
The Novelization of Jaws IV. Other than that...Danielle Steel novels. Fuck yeah.
I Love:
female nudity
I Hate:
male nudity
