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Something You Should Know About Me
OKAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS SOME GENERAL INFORMATION FOR Y'ALL.
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- Yes, I'm really 18. Yes, I'm aware that I look 14. I'm a sophomore in College. If you're a female pedophile, I'm your man. Legal jailbait!
- My name's Andrew, I go to University in Long Island, though I was born in South Africa
- If you lurk my live, I will surgically remove your testicles and feed them to your grandmother.
- No matter what you say, I'm not whipping my throbbing 9 inch penis out on cam. I don't care if you look like Keira Knightley and have breasts the size of Indiana, it's not happening.
- add me if you so wish. Having virtual "friends" makes me feel better about myself
- I make jokes where I refer to myself as "manly" or "handsome." I'm not being serious. If I had enough self-esteem to make those comments in seriousness I wouldn't be here seeking compliments from anonymous faggots such as yourselves.
- I have an accent, which apparently sounds pleasurable to you lady types. Please don't ask me to say things just for the sake of it, it sucks to be considered a novelty. I don't mind talking and having a conversation, though
- You should be warned that my room is not for the faint-hearted. For inside its murky bowels lies a seedy environment that is filled with jokes about racism, abortion, bestiality and other horrifying things. We even had a brief discussion about 1980's fashion, but that was just taking things too far.
- Don't expect me to be nice to you, unless you're Bill Murray. He can do what he wants, because...well shit, he's Bill fucking Murray.
- Despite the insurmountable pile of evidence that proves otherwise, I am of the vagina-loving persuasion. Thus, do not expect to be met with much success when inviting me to your men-only housewarming party/sweaty orgy. You're more than welcome to give it a shot though. At the very least I'll come for the fruit punch.
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