single :) | 18 | los angeles/compton
i'm back,bitches. damn straight.
my name's elizabeth montgomery. everyone calls me "Liz". i'm 18 & lovin' it. i live in the beautiful city of L.A. but i spend most of my free time in compton or long beach. i'm very fond of body modifications & tattoos. i'm currently out of school,un-employed & livin' life responsibility free....& enjoying every minute of it. i smoke way too much & drink even more. if you live in the l.a. area, let's party it up. :)
i enjoy going to the beach at night; watching bmx's,skaters & roller bladers do their thing,eating chinese food & tailoring all my clothes.
i love it so much when people say my name alot. i'm a crazy independent. i use the words "nigglet,douche,caca,cunt & damn get the sand out of ya vagina" a lot. i'm the queen at random moaning and dancing, making new friends, and coming up with people's nicknames. i start fights for fun, sleep upside down, run at random times, dance on poles, hit on ugly boys, skinny dip in my own pool, call people by their myspace names, stay up till 4 everynight, hand out vegetarian info sheets, try to pig squeal, prank call celebrities like tila tequila and chedda bob, take pictures in my undies, dress up like my mom and chase off boys, & join neighborhood bike gangs.
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i like my converse chucks and making funny faces. i've got a dinousaur backbone. i love scary movies before bed. i simply can't live without soda, at all. i'm never bored, EVER. i'm always eating ice. i change my hair constantly. i've got this thing where i always cover my mouth when i laugh, and i play with people's hair, clothes, and hands when we're talking. i like to plan everything out. i like meeting cute people. my boobs are ALWAYS showing, i know, and i absolutely love it. i have 2 bestfriends, and one of them is my brother. i like singing, i'll rap you a song or two anyday. what are you gonna do about it?! absolutely nothinnn.
shit bitch, i'm old enough to take pictures in my undies if i wanted to so don't come bitchin' to me if i do. :)
oh yeah, and me and aapree have got matching thongz! i think you probably want a matching thong, too, but it's not gonna happen. i wanna see the dark knight so baddddd<! i type really funny at times, but i always make sure to spell things right. i hate when people put "u" and "wat". i will freak out if you say "wat". i cook when i'm bored. i make the best mac n' cheese ever. i don't give a fuck what you say anthony. my shit's bomb and you know it,douche :) i love being single, i'm an independent woman. i love being hit on, it makes my day. you can only call me "baby" if you're cute. that's the rule. i listen to oldies when i'm drunk C: i love people whom remind me of myself. i love tarantulas.
i'm deadly afraid of clowns D:you will get deleted if you don't reply. i've got really high confidence. fruit loops are my favorite cereal ever. i love my ass. i love you. let's talk. get at me.
P.S I have 28 cats. :]]
DON'T TAKE ME TOO SERIOUSLY, I LIKE FUCKING AROUND.
*WHO'D I LIKE TO MEET*
skinny blonde boys with ribcage tattoos, and oh, you know, just someone hotter than me.
♥...i like raping people while they sleep...♥
FYI:I've been legal since September. :D
I have an addiction for mac 'n cheese & Ice.
I prefer comments over messages.
.yummy,yummy,yummy i got love in my tummy.
Interests:
.parties.
.paying for sex.
.drinking.
.traveling.
.marborol reds.
.green grass :D.
.margaritas.
.red wine.
.hugs.
.photography.
.piercings.
.tattoos.
.modeling.
.close friends.
.being as far away from home as possible.
Buy me one motherfucker.
I dont care what you think, or what you have to say, so dont waste your time telling me what I should be doing and what I'm doing wrong, because I'll just tell you to fuck off!! and suck a dick!!! :]
I would love nothing more than to sing to you C:
Most of my friends are guys because girls are bitches.
Theres some exceptions out there. ♥
I love the smell of crayons && books.
I love the smell of wet grass && the air right after it has rained.
I love when boys write me love songs and/or love letters.
I love being serenated with affection.
I must of been a kitty in my past life-- I love being touched.
Don't take that sexually, ha, I just like being caressed
and touched and kissed and cuddled to death :*)
I think I'm more honest with people,then I am with myself.
I have a very playfull,silly, and sarcastically witty humor.
I don't trust anyone. I learned my lesson.
Homophobics can go get hit by a car.
I am terrified of roaches.
I am generally an extremely happy person in life.
I live in South Central most of the time.
Wif my bestie.
I am not and never will be attracted to short men.
But women are sooo cute when they're short.
My hair is naturally jet-black.
I live by, "Its not illegal unless you get caught".
I LOVE traveling & I love being in long car rides.
I have a kitty names Taquito :)
I have my septum,right & left side of my nose,anti-eyebrow,belly button,hips,snakebites & angelbites pierced.
I want a couple of surface piercings :0
I don't give a fuck if you don't like the piercings, or thinks that i have too many. lick my balls :]
I hate when people leave my bedroom door open.
or leave the lights on.
I'm a vegetarian.
I am bisexual & have nothing to hide.
I found out I was at age 11. I believe that when you fall inlove with someone it DOES NOT matter wether it's a man or a woman.
If you don't like me but don't know me,then delete me. You don't have an impact in my life.
LOVE IS BETTER THEN ANY HIGH,
ANY DRUG IN THE WORLD CAN GIVE YOU.
